Women
Top 10 gadgets for women (that you should avoid if not married :-) )
1. Oven
2. Grill
3. Tumble dryer
4. Washing machine
5. Dishwasher
6. Microwave
7. Hob
8. Iron
9. Food mixer
10. Hoover
There is no such thing as an ugly woman. ~Vincent Van Gogh
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Women like silent men. They think they're listening. ~Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956